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    F***** My Life

    Post by How on Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:07 pm

    kwawa naman sila...

    based from the site I used to visit..

    Today, I went to the Doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.FML

    Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob (I don't normally do it because I have a fear of getting squirt in the eye). Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bite the wrong spot and get lemon juice shot right into my eye. FML

    Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

    Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

    Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML


    lol! kayo kwento kau ng nakakaasar na nangyari sayo ngayon
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by How on Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:09 pm

    kanina nadapa ako sa underpass,una mukha, tapos sabi ng lalaki sa likod ko "pare ilan nahuli mung isda?" AMF
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by tsubibo* on Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:00 am

    1st yr 1st term..

    nkatulog s bus..aun lumagpas s city hall..

    eh late n late na..so i go "manong para!!"..then he goes "d pde dto eh..bwal.."..

    aun..nagpumilit bumababa..nag ala superman lang nman s pavement ng kalsada..wid matching bounce bounce p s semento..

    sbay tayu kunwari ala nangyri khit nktngin n lhat..

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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by maximum_entropy on Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:18 pm

    sa ngaun wala pa nakakaasar, pero eto nlng, pinakamalala na nanyare skn sa mga taong inilagi ku sa mapua, sa paligid ng intramuros...

    nadulas sa hagdan ng underpass (paupo, 1st year 4th term, umagang-umaga kxe may klase sa CS ng 7:30)
    nabutas ang swelas ng sapatos habang naglalakad sa baha (bandang letran un eh, 1st year, 1st term)
    at laging natatapilok, mapalabas man o loob ng mapua (deh ku natapilok ngaun, wla aku sa intra eh ahahah!)
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by tsubibo* on Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:19 am

    english 3..

    mag oral def sna..

    PI ncra ang swelas ng spatos!!!..

    w8..w8..d pla ncra..WALA N PLA NTIRANG SWELAS!!!

    aun..umuwi me at nag-away kmi ng dpat sna partner ku..

    sori na!!!
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by maximum_entropy on Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:43 pm

    tsubibo* wrote:english 3..

    mag oral def sna..

    PI ncra ang swelas ng spatos!!!..

    w8..w8..d pla ncra..WALA N PLA NTIRANG SWELAS!!!

    aun..umuwi me at nag-away kmi ng dpat sna partner ku..

    sori na!!!

    I remember the days... tsk tsk tsk... Ahaha alam ku yang insidenteng yan...

    Mei ikukuwento den sna aku, kxo wak na lng, nakakahiya pag kinuwento eh... Nyahaha...

    Pag-iicpan ku muna. Bka kxe maalala nya, bglang magcomment pa un. Ahahaha!
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by tsubibo* on Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:11 am

    maximum_entropy wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:english 3..

    mag oral def sna..

    PI ncra ang swelas ng spatos!!!..

    w8..w8..d pla ncra..WALA N PLA NTIRANG SWELAS!!!

    aun..umuwi me at nag-away kmi ng dpat sna partner ku..

    sori na!!!

    I remember the days... tsk tsk tsk... Ahaha alam ku yang insidenteng yan...

    Mei ikukuwento den sna aku, kxo wak na lng, nakakahiya pag kinuwento eh... Nyahaha...

    Pag-iicpan ku muna. Bka kxe maalala nya, bglang magcomment pa un. Ahahaha!
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    tae oh..

    nambibitin pa..

    ung mga ganyan dpat s CHISMAX yan eh..

    ehehe..
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by elmopunk on Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:24 pm

    tama sa chismax ung ganyan! hehehe
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by elmopunk on Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:27 pm

    ako naman...

    second year physics yata klase ko nun! papasok ako e madali talaga ko madulas hehehe ayun nadulas ako sa underpass sept 15 to! bday ni mag pagkadulas ko may 3 babae taga lyceum sumigaw pa AYYYYYY!! pero di naman ako tinulungan amf! tapos ung mp3 ko nasa bulsa ko sa pwet e nadulas nga ko laglag 5 steps nabasag ung mp3 Sad taena badtrip tapos edi pumasok na ko nung uwian na punta ko kila mag kasi nga bday nia.. hala super baha kasi naulan kaya madulas .. e dahil baha di ko nakita may manhole nalaglag ako Sad pinakamalas na day Sad hehe
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by tsubibo* on Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:21 pm

    waaaa...

    tamang tama pla tlga tong thread n to eh..

    F*** MY LIFE!!!
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by elmopunk on Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:57 pm

    hahaha i know! hehehehe
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by tsubibo* on Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:09 am

    hmmm..

    dba dpat d2 din nka post c "friend".?.?

    or s creative section..

    ehehe..
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by elmopunk on Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:39 pm

    anong si friend?
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by tsubibo* on Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:48 pm

    katieness wrote:anong si friend?

    ung friend of mine..
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by ekei on Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:25 pm

    tsubibo* wrote:
    katieness wrote:anong si friend?

    ung friend of mine..

    wag ka nangengelam!!!! hahaha.. diskarte ni kate yun!!! lol!


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    Post by elmopunk on Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:58 pm

    ekei wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:
    katieness wrote:anong si friend?

    ung friend of mine..

    wag ka nangengelam!!!! hahaha.. diskarte ni kate yun!!! lol!


    bakit ko naman lalagay dito un? wala ka talagang sense nok! hahaha

    mario-diskarte mo muka mo dati pa nga yun! leche dedelete ko nalang nga un! creativity section kasi so ung mga creativity lalagay hahahahaha
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by ekei on Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:08 pm

    katieness wrote:
    ekei wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:
    katieness wrote:anong si friend?

    ung friend of mine..

    wag ka nangengelam!!!! hahaha.. diskarte ni kate yun!!! lol!


    bakit ko naman lalagay dito un? wala ka talagang sense nok! hahaha

    mario-diskarte mo muka mo dati pa nga yun! leche dedelete ko nalang nga un! creativity section kasi so ung mga creativity lalagay hahahahaha

    eto naman ang sungit.. sabe ko lang wag nangengelam!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad


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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by tsubibo* on Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:23 pm

    ekei wrote:
    katieness wrote:
    ekei wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:
    katieness wrote:anong si friend?

    ung friend of mine..

    wag ka nangengelam!!!! hahaha.. diskarte ni kate yun!!! lol!


    bakit ko naman lalagay dito un? wala ka talagang sense nok! hahaha

    mario-diskarte mo muka mo dati pa nga yun! leche dedelete ko nalang nga un! creativity section kasi so ung mga creativity lalagay hahahahaha

    eto naman ang sungit.. sabe ko lang wag nangengelam!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

    nyahaha..

    xnxa n ala tlga sense..

    gnun tlga pag inlab..

    inlab wid a fwend..

    ahaha..


    d nman aku nangengelam ah..

    nagttnung ng lang aku eh.. Sad
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by elmopunk on Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:07 pm

    tsubibo* wrote:
    ekei wrote:
    katieness wrote:
    ekei wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:
    katieness wrote:anong si friend?

    ung friend of mine..

    wag ka nangengelam!!!! hahaha.. diskarte ni kate yun!!! lol!


    bakit ko naman lalagay dito un? wala ka talagang sense nok! hahaha

    mario-diskarte mo muka mo dati pa nga yun! leche dedelete ko nalang nga un! creativity section kasi so ung mga creativity lalagay hahahahaha

    eto naman ang sungit.. sabe ko lang wag nangengelam!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

    nyahaha..

    xnxa n ala tlga sense..

    gnun tlga pag inlab..

    inlab wid a fwend..

    ahaha..


    d nman aku nangengelam ah..

    nagttnung ng lang aku eh.. Sad


    ayyyyy oo bagay seo un!!! inlab ka nga pala sa isang friend mo!!! ay friend ba natin? ay teka naguguluhan na ko wahahahaha peace
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by tsubibo* on Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:01 pm

    katieness wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:
    ekei wrote:
    katieness wrote:
    ekei wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:
    katieness wrote:anong si friend?

    ung friend of mine..

    wag ka nangengelam!!!! hahaha.. diskarte ni kate yun!!! lol!


    bakit ko naman lalagay dito un? wala ka talagang sense nok! hahaha

    mario-diskarte mo muka mo dati pa nga yun! leche dedelete ko nalang nga un! creativity section kasi so ung mga creativity lalagay hahahahaha

    eto naman ang sungit.. sabe ko lang wag nangengelam!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

    nyahaha..

    xnxa n ala tlga sense..

    gnun tlga pag inlab..

    inlab wid a fwend..

    ahaha..


    d nman aku nangengelam ah..

    nagttnung ng lang aku eh.. Sad


    ayyyyy oo bagay seo un!!! inlab ka nga pala sa isang friend mo!!! ay friend ba natin? ay teka naguguluhan na ko wahahahaha peace

    ay..

    ay..

    meh gnun.?.?

    ahaha..

    tae ung chat box..

    late dumating ung msg mu..
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by elmopunk on Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:24 pm

    tsubibo* wrote:
    katieness wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:
    ekei wrote:
    katieness wrote:
    ekei wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:
    katieness wrote:anong si friend?

    ung friend of mine..

    wag ka nangengelam!!!! hahaha.. diskarte ni kate yun!!! lol!


    bakit ko naman lalagay dito un? wala ka talagang sense nok! hahaha

    mario-diskarte mo muka mo dati pa nga yun! leche dedelete ko nalang nga un! creativity section kasi so ung mga creativity lalagay hahahahaha

    eto naman ang sungit.. sabe ko lang wag nangengelam!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

    nyahaha..

    xnxa n ala tlga sense..

    gnun tlga pag inlab..

    inlab wid a fwend..

    ahaha..


    d nman aku nangengelam ah..

    nagttnung ng lang aku eh.. Sad


    ayyyyy oo bagay seo un!!! inlab ka nga pala sa isang friend mo!!! ay friend ba natin? ay teka naguguluhan na ko wahahahaha peace

    ay..

    ay..

    meh gnun.?.?

    ahaha..

    tae ung chat box..

    late dumating ung msg mu..

    wahahaha iniiba na agad ung usapan! wooooottt
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by tsubibo* on Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:08 pm

    katieness wrote:

    wahahaha iniiba na agad ung usapan! wooooottt

    weh..

    dmi mu lam..

    late nman tlga dumting ung msg..

    ahaha.. tongue Razz
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    Re: F***** My Life

    Post by ekei on Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:53 pm

    tsubibo* wrote:
    katieness wrote:

    wahahaha iniiba na agad ung usapan! wooooottt

    weh..

    dmi mu lam..

    late nman tlga dumting ung msg..

    ahaha.. tongue Razz

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