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    RULES FOR MEN

    Post by How on Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:44 pm

    What makes MEN a MAN?

    here's how:

    In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.

    A man should not sing and dance at the same time

    A man should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.

    Men do not lie about their age.

    A Man should not swing his arms when he is walking.

    A man should never carry a woman's handbag

    A man should never go tanning.

    No man should dye their hair

    A man should never refer to an athlete as a "stud"

    A man should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.

    A man should not "pop" his collar.

    A man should not speak more than two languages.

    A man should never say "it's to die for"

    A man should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.

    A man should not wear an ascot.

    A man should never use the following words: fantabulous, ginormous & fierce.

    A man should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.

    A man should never "sip" and alcoholic drink through a straw

    A man should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.

    A man should never wear a blouse.

    If you are not living with a girl you should not have tampons in your bathroom.

    A man should not wear crocs.

    A man should not wear a leotard or do pirouettes.

    A man should never wear a sweater over his shoulders

    A man should not eat grapes from the vines

    A man should never rollerblade

    The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone

    If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.

    A man should never, ever wear capri pants.

    A man should not wear flip flops with a suit.

    No man should wear a speedo to the beach

    No man should make a kissing face in a photo.

    No man should wear girl jeans

    No man should ever get a pedicure

    A man should never highlight his hair.

    A man should not talk to another man in the bathroom.

    A man should never sing show tunes.

    If you call another guy a bitch, it should be at the end of the sentence. ex make me a sandwich bitch. Not good: listen bitch, just because you don't look good in cardigans doesn't mean you have to hate.

    A Man should never eat out of another man's hands.

    Two men should not share an umbrella.

    A man should not have "an outfit".

    A man should not wear a white belt.

    A man should not own more books than dvds.

    A man should own a tv.

    A man should not have more than one cellphone with different service provider.

    A man should not have more than one cellphone with different service provider.

    A man should never say i miss you to another man.

    NO MAN SHALL TALK MORE THAN WOMAN

    Man should never eat first than woman

    Man should never eat first than woman

    Man should never eat first than woman

    A man should never wiggle out of a pair of pants.



    lol! what do you think?
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    Post by tsubibo* on Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:01 am

    tlgang may mga inemphasize p ha..
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    Post by ekei on Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:19 am

    i don't agree... Crying or Very sad


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    Post by tsubibo* on Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:30 am

    yup yup..

    d nman lhat ganyan dpat..
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    Re: RULES FOR MEN

    Post by How on Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:16 pm

    ako agree ako sa lahat! weee


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    Post by ekei on Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:30 pm

    How wrote:ako agree ako sa lahat! weee

    we do sing and dance at the same time... do you mean you're gay???? No


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    Post by How on Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:36 pm

    ekei wrote:
    How wrote:ako agree ako sa lahat! weee

    we do sing and dance at the same time... do you mean you're gay???? No

    what part do you mean?


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    Post by tsubibo* on Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:16 pm

    How wrote:ako agree ako sa lahat! weee

    "A man should not own more books than dvds"

    oh common..

    are you saying that you're actually gay.?.?
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    Post by How on Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:17 pm

    I really don't see the point so I change my mind...

    I don't totally agree.. lol!


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    Post by tsubibo* on Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:51 pm

    you see..you see..

    no way you!!!
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    Post by elmopunk on Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:36 pm

    may mga tama!! but not everything!!!!

    nok!! owning more books than DVDs means gayness?????
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    Post by tsubibo* on Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:46 pm

    katieness wrote:may mga tama!! but not everything!!!!

    nok!! owning more books than DVDs means gayness?????

    nandun s mga nkasulat eh..

    eh sbi how agree daw xa s lhat..

    aun..hugutin ku nga ung abawt s books..

    ahaha..
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    Post by lawrenzium on Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:58 pm

    anu dw?!
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    Post by ekei on Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:31 am

    "A man should not sing and dance at the same time"

    ehhh pano tayo nagpaparty like a rockstar?!?!?! make love in this club!!!! lol!


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    Post by tsubibo* on Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:55 am

    "A man should not talk to another man in the bathroom."

    taenang yan..

    BAWAL MAGUSAP SA CR!!!
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    Post by ekei on Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:28 am

    tsubibo* wrote:"A man should not talk to another man in the bathroom."

    taenang yan..

    BAWAL MAGUSAP SA CR!!!

    baka bawal lang makipag-usap sa taong nasa cr.. wala naman kasi sinabing nasa cr silang dalawa... lol!


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    Post by tsubibo* on Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:25 pm

    ekei wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:"A man should not talk to another man in the bathroom."

    taenang yan..

    BAWAL MAGUSAP SA CR!!!

    baka bawal lang makipag-usap sa taong nasa cr.. wala naman kasi sinabing nasa cr silang dalawa... lol!

    hala cge..

    khit d bawal dku gagawin un..

    mukang tanga lang..

    bry:(nsa lbas ng cr sumisigaw s harap ng pinto..) woi cent..tpos kna jan.?.?

    cent:(nsa loob ng cr sisigaw hbang ****..) hndi p eh..psok k muna..


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    Post by ekei on Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:03 pm

    hindi pa sila member tinitira mo na!!!!! they'll hunt you like a rabbit ...


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    Post by elmopunk on Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:51 pm

    tsubibo* wrote:
    ekei wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:"A man should not talk to another man in the bathroom."

    taenang yan..

    BAWAL MAGUSAP SA CR!!!

    baka bawal lang makipag-usap sa taong nasa cr.. wala naman kasi sinabing nasa cr silang dalawa... lol!

    hala cge..

    khit d bawal dku gagawin un..


    mukang tanga lang..

    bry:(nsa lbas ng cr sumisigaw s harap ng pinto..) woi cent..tpos kna jan.?.?

    cent:(nsa loob ng cr sisigaw hbang ****..) hndi p eh..psok k muna..


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    wahahhaha si bry nakajoin na dito!! bad si nok!! e ikaw nga di ka naihi dun sa hindi cubicle eh!!! pagkakaalam ko pag ganun 2 lang ibig sabihin either jumejebs or maliit ung toooot ahahahahaha
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    Post by ekei on Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:15 am

    Kate hit the nail on its head!!!! lol!


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    Post by tsubibo* on Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:07 am

    katieness wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:
    ekei wrote:
    tsubibo* wrote:"A man should not talk to another man in the bathroom."

    taenang yan..

    BAWAL MAGUSAP SA CR!!!

    baka bawal lang makipag-usap sa taong nasa cr.. wala naman kasi sinabing nasa cr silang dalawa... lol!

    hala cge..

    khit d bawal dku gagawin un..


    mukang tanga lang..

    bry:(nsa lbas ng cr sumisigaw s harap ng pinto..) woi cent..tpos kna jan.?.?

    cent:(nsa loob ng cr sisigaw hbang ****..) hndi p eh..psok k muna..


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    wahahhaha si bry nakajoin na dito!! bad si nok!! e ikaw nga di ka naihi dun sa hindi cubicle eh!!! pagkakaalam ko pag ganun 2 lang ibig sabihin either jumejebs or maliit ung toooot ahahahahaha


    ahaha..

    takteng yan..

    eh nauudlot ehhhh..

    pti ntuto n aku noh..

    ehehe..

    w8 lang.?.?

    btet lam mu un eh dka nman nmin ksma mag CR ahhhh..
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    Post by ekei on Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:23 pm

    may pakpak ang balita!!! lol!


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    Post by tsubibo* on Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:36 pm

    ekei wrote:may pakpak ang balita!!! lol!

    hayup lumipad ha..
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    Post by ekei on Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:26 pm

    tsubibo* wrote:
    ekei wrote:may pakpak ang balita!!! lol!

    hayup lumipad ha..

    at dumadapo rin.. bounce


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    Post by elmopunk on Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:56 pm

    wahahaha tama! tska isa pa ikaw kaya nagsabi sakin non baliw! hehehehe

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